Tuesday 2. 10.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo gossiped about slimFast at B Dubs, and might become a Michigan State game. It’s red Tuesday! The guys give insight on Super Bowl ratings. What sucked in the 90’s? Lazlo and SlimFast scheme on the best way to hold someone for ransom. In Headlines, the guys talk about Ghislaine going dino bone hunting with RFK Jr, Savannah Guthrie' s plea for her mother, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.7	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.2	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.4	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.6	Yo!
0:48.1	How are you, man?
0:49.5	I'm great.
0:50.5	How are you?
0:51.0	I've never been better.
0:52.1	Oh, come on.
0:53.3	Why, I'm fine. Do you mean it? I'm a little tired today, but I'm good been better. Oh, come on. What? Do you mean it?
0:54.8	I'm a little tired today, but I'm good.
0:56.4	Whatever, I mean,
0:57.2	God damn early in the morning.
0:59.2	Of course I'm tired.
1:00.4	Well, I mean, it's six in the morning, you know.
1:02.8	We're here.
1:03.7	That means other people must be tired, too, so it's fine.
1:06.7	Yeah.
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