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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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We’re back! Lazlo tells the story about his time in the hospital, and his back. Lazlo’s spinal injury is super rare; Like, one in a million rare. He also bought a car, returned it, and got a new one. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo talk about Netflix buying Warner Bros, Quentin Tarantino not liking Paul Dano, Anna Kepner's Stepmother, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.3	Yo!
0:48.6	Good to see you.
0:50.2	Is this real life?
0:51.2	It's real life.
0:51.9	We're here.
0:52.4	We're here.
0:52.7	What's the date today?
0:53.6	No clue. Man, mine, no short-. What's the date today? No clue.
0:54.4	Man, mine, no short time.
0:55.5	Oh, yeah, yesterday was smoked.
1:08.8	Yesterday was Pearl Harbor, right? Well? Yeah. Today's the eighth? The eighth. Oh, December 7th is Pearl Harbor? Yeah. Lives in infamy. Yeah. That was yesterday, right? Yeah. I'm looking at my phone.
1:10.3	Yeah, we were gone a while.
1:11.6	I don't know how long.
1:13.5	Oh, year or two.
1:12.2	No, it was a week in a half because of thanksgiving right we left for thanksgiving
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