Wednesday, 11.26.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Happy (almost) Thanksgiving! SlimFast feels bad being lazy on the weekend, Lazlo couldn’t care less. They guys talk about Laura Owens faking her pregnancy. Slim details his biggest Christmas Eve fight, and Lazlo has to buy a new car. Lazlo's debating on putting 20k on a sports bet. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the HUGE update with the missing Virginia coach, current local warnings about the Tik Tok Door Challenge, the man who pointed a gun at Christmas Carolers, more audio that was released about the Campbells VP, an Italian man dressing up as his dead mother for pension, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:12.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:19.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:24.5	And I will strike down upon me with great vengeance and furious hinder, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:35.1	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.8	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:48.4	Yo!
0:48.9	How are you, man?
0:50.3	Great.
0:50.7	How are you?
0:51.2	You've never been better.
0:52.1	Yeah?
0:52.5	It's cold out this morning, though.
0:53.7	It is very cold.
0:54.8	It is very cold. Yeah. Yeah. And you're opposed to jackets and coats, so that doesn't help. I mean, for the most part. Right. I don't like driving with them. All right. Did you bring one today? No. Yeah. That's all I meant. Yeah. And on that drive to work, it's got to be a little, little chilly. Well, I mean, I don't know. My car, because my car is parked outside. Well, all right. I have remote start. Yeah, I don't. And by the time you leave your warm house, walk into your car. It's already warm.
1:28.7	Halfway to work.
1:30.5	And you're like, God damn, it's hot in here.
1:46.3	I didn't take my jacket off. I get your logic. I get the logic, too. I get the logic totally. I'm just saying, like, this morning was a cold drive to work. Like, ah, damn it. It just sucks. And I think about those people who say they have those debates about whether it's better to be hot or to be cold.
2:04.2	And it's always these guys from New York that I hear have these arguments. The heated steering wheel and a heated seat. So the heat and seat, no heat steering wheel in the car and Brooks car that I drove today. But he did steering wheel, by the way, seems overrated. It's not. No, it's not. People are like, oh, you don't need that. I'm like, well, I mean, you don't have to have it, but I'm telling you, it's pretty nice.
2:01.0	If you live. Heat steering wheel, by the way, seems overrated. It's not. No, it's not. People are like, oh, you don't need that.
2:04.2	I'm like, well, I mean, you don't have to have it, but I'm telling you, it's pretty nice.
2:05.7	If you live somewhere cold.
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