Toxic and Problematic with Thomas, Humanitarian Lawyer and Harvard Alumnus
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 25 October 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:11.3 | Hello. |
| 0:12.4 | Hi. |
| 0:14.3 | Howdy? What's up, dude? How's it going? |
| 0:15.9 | Good. How are you? |
| 0:18.1 | Not bad. I'm bad at all. |
| 0:19.8 | Our producer earlier, she said, hey hey can you send me his name and credentials |
| 0:25.4 | and his title and i said oh boy i said uh well his name's thomas and uh you know uh when i think |
| 0:34.0 | of his titles yeah he's uh you know he's real good at playing drums and guitar, and he's a big, big shot Harvard grad. |
| 0:41.3 | That's what I would put on his description, big time Harvard grad. |
| 0:46.8 | Is that good? |
| 0:48.4 | I mean, I don't know. |
| 0:50.0 | She asked, I said, I think he's a lawyer, but then actually, I don't know if he's allowed to practice law here, and I don't know how that works. I know he sues, like, presidents of other countries and stuff and is involved in lawsuits that get turned into documentaries and dramatizations and all that. But I don't know if he's, it's like, if you can actually say that he's a lawyer here or not. I don't know. Are you a lawyer here? |
| 1:13.0 | I mean, I have a piece of paper that says I am, so. Okay. Then you're a lawyer. Yeah. Yeah. As far as I know, that's all there's to it. Ladies and gentlemen, Thomas Packer, an old friend of ours, we've known Thomas a long time. Lazo, you worked with them. |
| 1:25.0 | A long time, right, Thomas? |
| 1:27.5 | Like, |
| 1:28.4 | offensively long, |
| 1:29.4 | we're going to, right, Thomas? |
| 1:47.4 | Like, offensively long. We're going to, like, out our ages. But, yeah, for, like, a couple decades, probably. Yeah. Well, there you went. I mean, two years, and we're sparking young. Yeah, you know. Yeah. 23, 24-year-olds. And my hairline's not going back or anything. Thomas you're from the area Thomas |
| 1:47.8 | uh 24-year-olds. My hairline is not going back or anything. |
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