The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

Yo! Yo! What's going on?

I'm nothing. What do you want to talk about, Panzer City, huh?

I don't know. What's been going on since the last time I saw you?

Nothing.

It's been kind of quiet, right?

It's like sports.

Yeah, sports, I saw there's like some premier league soccer, whatever that's called on.

Oh yeah. I won a peep-back last night, but you know, nothing major.

Oh yeah. Where's your bet? Would you go to the casino?

I won like 378 bucks on a football game. That was it.

Oh, there you go. Betting on Little League again.

No, I got that this weekend.

Oh okay.

Well, that's exciting.

Yeah.

Yeah. What about you, Stelcon? Nothing?

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