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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 08.11.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

We’re back! SlimFast and Lazlo’s moms are driving them crazy with the TV remote, and Lazlo shares the story of the toilet paper his in-laws chucked at his head. Lazlo is way too lax about shipping times for Slim’s liking, and the guys reflect on “Little Lazlo” back in school. In Headlines, SlimFast covers Texas’ push to gain five seats, the CDC shooter, Feel Free and kratom, a man walking up to teens in a diaper, a new study on male birth control, airtag’s in Sketcher shoes, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:24.1

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:31.2

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:35.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:42.1

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.0

My man!

0:47.7

Yo, you dirty, son of a bitch, how are you?

0:50.1

I'm good. How is your whatever?

0:52.9

My vacation?

0:53.7

Yeah, vacation. What'd you do? I went to Detroit. Saw you? I'm good. How's your whatever? My vacation? Yeah. It was good.

0:54.9

What'd you do?

0:55.8

I went to Detroit.

0:57.0

Saw my mom, my family, took the kids there. I went to a Tigers game. I saw the pictures. I mean, I figure you go to a game. Maybe hit up the casino. I didn't know what else he did while you were there. If you were like, well, we could take another road trip or if it was just family stuff.

0:54.5

Well, I mean, we did, you know, there's lakes there, went to the beach and, you know, just, you know, up north Michigan stuff, you know. Yeah. Basic vacation. Crick. Lakes, Tigers game. Yeah. Did Tigers win? Well, we went there, no. They didn't know. Damn. We're still a good game. Yeah. How many times have the boys been to that park? Couple.

1:11.1

Okay.

1:11.4

Three or four. win? When we went there, no. They did not. Damn. It was still a good game.

1:27.8

Yeah.

1:29.5

How many times have the boys been to that park?

1:26.1

A couple. Okay. Three or four. Okay. But, you know, they're older this time. I don't know if they really remembered it the other times. Well, what's what? I mean, how, are you halfway through the list of parks? Yeah, probably. I wanted to get Cleveland this time, but I just didn't get it.

1:26.4

Right.

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