Friday, 08.01.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about TV's, and say the size of your TV doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it. Kansas University’s new mandate on no-pronouns within email signatures sparks heated reactions from Lazlo and SlimFast. Later, Lazlo goes on a rant about co-parenting, and eating pangolin. In Headlines, they discuss Trumps’ tariff deadline, the manhunt for a Tennessee man, recent bob cat sightings, the new information about the Arkansas double-murder, and much more! Quick reminder that The Church of Lazlo will be on vacation this upcoming week, but you can always listen to past episodes while you wait for us to come back! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee ladies and
0:43.0	gentlemen the church of laslaw has begun yo yo what are you doing kin i'm mixing up some coffee
0:51.6	well good for you yeah how are How are you? I'm good.
0:54.3	Good.
0:54.7	No problems.
0:55.7	How's life?
0:56.7	Uh, it seems to be fine.
0:57.8	Everything's going okay.
0:58.7	Yeah, I'm ready to do.
0:59.8	We're on vacation, ma'am.
1:01.2	Well, almost, yeah.
1:02.7	No car problems?
1:04.1	Nope, everything's fine.
1:05.5	I haven't replaced the TV, but I mean, the one in there is working. Well, yeah, you still have six. Just a little smoke's a little small.
1:11.4	How many?
1:11.9	Yeah.
1:12.3	Oh, it looks a little small. It does. Yeah. Went down a couple sizes. Well, yeah, and I know you laugh, but whatever, I have built in. So there's a giant space in between the building. Like, you know, it looks weird. It looks like that. Oh, that's too small for that.
1:08.0	It's also like, you know, I don't know what year.
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