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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday, 08.12.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Today, Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over their khaki-short wearing hate comments, and call each other queer a lot. After hearing about the lady who fell in love with her psychiatrist, Lazlo now wants to be a therapist. Jason Kelce’s big reaction to Taylor Swift's new album reveal was too much, and we support Tyrese Maxey in not knowing how to use a can opener. Lazlo and SlimFast argue over NFL fashion. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the Pittsburgh steel plant that exploded, Trump's actions in DC, the recent Austin shooting, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

0:43.2

the church of laslow has begun yo what's going on man oh nothing how are you i'm good well that's good

0:51.9

good good good good i just you know like to wake up and cruise Facebook. I see David Davis. Oh, Dave Davis. Oh, Dave. He checked in. He said that he said I was the program director. And I said, man, I'm not the program director. And he said, well, that explains it. You worthless, talentless DJ. DJ you that explains your lifestyle

1:12.8

okay I don't really understand wait was it was you I don't know what my life you know I

1:18.3

would say that my lifestyle is debatable so I get it well sure but I don't think that

1:22.8

he's on the same page here I don't know what's he talking about program director I don't know I mean if I wasn't in radio I don't even think What's he talking about? Program director. I don't know.

1:27.7

I mean, if I wasn't in radio,

1:28.8

I don't even think I'd know what that is.

1:30.2

Right.

1:30.6

Me neither.

1:31.4

That makes me feel like he worked here at some point.

1:33.3

Or I don't know. Right. I don't remember David Davis. Would you last one? Because I'd be like, I don't like that, dude.

1:24.7

Yeah, except that there's a good chance that you never would have met him or seen him.

1:27.7

And he could have worked here for 20 years.

1:29.1

Oh, yeah, that's a good point.

1:30.1

That guy's literally worked here 20 years.

1:31.3

And you go, I've never seen him. And we could have worked here for 20 years. Oh, yeah, that's a good point.

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