Monday, 07.28.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday! Lazlo has a car problem that made him borderline suicidal. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief on the best shows/movies to be watching right now. A new study came out about how long adults stream per day; And, while people romanticize life before technology, Lazlo and SlimFast push that the internet is the best. In Headlines, SlimFast brings up the guy from Michigan that just started stabbing people, Sydney Sweeney’s newest campaign, drones being introduced to schools to stop school-shootings, the new ‘notorious butt sniffer freak,’ and so much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:24.1	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.2	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:35.0	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
0:42.1	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.6	Yo!
0:48.2	My man, how are you?
0:50.0	I'm great.
0:50.6	How are you?
0:51.0	I'm great.
0:51.6	My name is Lazel.
0:52.3	That's my buddy, swim fast.
0:54.3	You can watch us on Twitch if you want. It's up to you. Yeah. It's, I don't know, Twitch.tv slash Church Elizel, I think. You got it. You got it. Lord, you can text us or call us 911, 518, 6, 7, 98, 9. How's your Monday? My weekend, man. What? You know, car stuff.
1:11.0	Is there anything more?
1:12.1	Oh, yeah, that sucks.
1:13.3	Is there anything more just annoying than car problems?
1:16.1	No, because you know that it's a possibility at any given time.
1:20.2	Right.
1:20.8	Yet you do get into a habit of just expecting your car to work.
1:24.5	You do.
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