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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday, 07.25.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2025

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over the money Lazlo won gambling. With Hulk Hogans’ death, Lazlo reflects on his love of WWE while growing up. Lazlo uses AI to analyze what to say to women and co-workers, which leads the guys to discuss what women like to be (and what not to be) called in the bedroom. Lazlo gives his betting recommendations for today, and the weekend. Lazlos’ son missed a baseball game, and SlimFast is excited to see how Lazlo will parent. In Headlines, SlimFast introduces Paramounts’ merger with Skydance, South Parks’ newest controversial episode, an upcoming Godzilla vs Kansas City comic, a Florida man robbed an arcade with his mom as the getaway driver, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:33.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.6

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.3

My man, how are you?

0:48.9

No, never better. How are you?

0:50.8

I'm great, man.

0:51.9

Good. Glad to hear it.

0:53.1

You know, we'll get into it during sports but

0:54.9

we won a couple of those home run butts last night i looked at my thing this morning i was up

0:58.2

like two hundred and sixty five dollars or something we've been on fire with those home run

1:02.7

picks what are you gonna buy i don't know i mean you could buy i'm going vacation soon right you know

1:08.6

yeah oh so you'll need that money i don't't know, but you know, it doesn't hurt.

1:12.8

Yeah, well, sure. I mean, you use it for that stuff, but you could buy something fun with $200. Well, I think I'll probably, you know. New coffee maker. I'll bet more of it today, so let's see how that goes. There's always that. There's always that. Mr. Parlay. Let's see how that goes.

1:08.0

Mr. Let It Ride.

1:09.3

Yeah, I like that.

1:10.6

Yeah, and there were only a few games yesterday, so.

1:12.6

Bad, like like that. Yeah, and there were only a few games yesterday, so. Bad, like, we got, uh, I think we, we got two out of the four of the people that we picked hit home runs, Tatise and Torkelson, which Torkelson was, wow, that was, that paid. Um, but, uh, the third third one that we missed the guy just didn't play

1:47.8

so that we missed up our way which was torkelson and santana santana didn't play so right which

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