The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

My man, how are you?

Well, I've never been better.

How about yourself?

I'm great.

Good.

Glad you hear it.

I hear, you know, I kind of check out when you talk to people a lot of times.

You know, I just kind of stare out the window and I can hear voices, but I'm like, I don't know what he's talking about.

I think we all do that here.

You start talking sports with somebody.

Yeah, right?

Yeah.

And I'm like, huh, interesting. But so you're in the process of trying to adopt a dog named Piss Lightning? You can't stand what, you know, super nice dog, but, you know, if it rains outside, he just craps everywhere and bites babies. Yeah. But hey, so he's going to need someone, you with a little bit of patience yeah and a lot of

experience i've been looking for a dog for a long time like hey pissed lightning he gets real angry

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