Monday, 07.14.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday! This weekend, Lazlo went to see the new Superman movie and Incubus concert - and somehow, they both turned political. With James Charles' newest controversy, the guys get taught internet drama. Which accent is the hottest? And, who had a standoff with their mom over swiss cheese? Headlines-wise, SlimFast introduces the continuing Texas floods, MAGA being upset about Epstein, the little boy who spent 3K on his parents Amazon account, Doctors’ warning against E-Bikes, Joe Burrow, and recent incidents with hyperbaric chambers. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.2	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.7	Yo, my man, how are you?
0:49.9	I'm awesome.
0:50.9	How are you?
0:51.3	I'm great.
0:51.9	Good.
0:52.2	No problem.
0:52.9	It's a big weekend?
0:54.2	Well, yeah, I went to the lake. Oh, yeah, that's right. First time in a long time. How are you? I'm great. Good. No problem. It's a big weekend. Well, yeah, I went to the lake.
0:55.9	Oh, yeah, that's right.
0:56.7	First time in a long time.
0:57.8	How'd that go? Good. No problems.
1:00.5	Good.
1:00.8	You know. Looks like you got a lot of sun.
1:03.1	Does it? No.
1:04.4	Oh, I was going to say. grade that I did cancer, that sort of thing, you know, will leave a mark.
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