The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

My man, how are you?

I'm great.

How are you?

Well, you know, we won one. We lost one yesterday.

But the losing one was, man, that was a bitch.

So last night we took, I told you in the home run derby, I said take O'Neill Cruz

at the longest home run.

We won that.

And I said, you know, make that bet cover your bet.

Whatever that is, make that bet cover your bet. Whatever that is, make that bet cover your bet. And then we'll take the long shot with Brent Rooker because O'Neill Cruz hitting the longest home run. That's a

gimme. And then we took Brent Rooker and he lost, didn't get into the finals with Cal Raleigh because

he lost by an inch, a literal inch. His longest home run was like, whatever it was, 459 feet and six inches, and Cal Raleigh was 459 feet and seven inches, and Cal Raleigh won the whole goddamn thing.

We would have gotten rich at plus 850.

Sorry.

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