The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

Yo, how you doing, man?

I'm great. How are you?

I'm great. Good. How was your weekend?

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Anything big?

No, just regular stuff.

Sports and that sort of thing, summer times.

It's nice.

There is something that I was thinking about earlier.

We were kind of talking, you know, when, you know,

when never, lasso and I see each other before work each day, we hang out, talk for a while, in person.

And then like on Mondays, there's more catching up because there's been a market.

But there's a lot of talk about sports and parenting and all that stuff.

I was kind of talking about, you know, like the fears you have as a parent.

Right. And as kids get older, what those different fears are.

And I think if you have a daughter, it's different than if you have a son.

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