Tuesday, 06.20.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 20 June 2023
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Lazlo almost won $8k on a baseball game. Would you rather win $8k or see your favorite team win it all? *Everyone is talking about this missing submarine. The submersible was carrying five people to tour the Titanic wreckage when it lost contact. Is it possible that the passengers are still alive and what is the most likely explanation for what went wrong? *If airlines established a stricter dress code for passengers, would it reduce the number of incidents we're seeing that involve unruly passengers? *Doomscrolling!! Move over Bud Light, conservatives have a new brand in their crosshairs. Biden is meeting with tech experts to get their thoughts and warnings about A.I. Trump is offering a new excuse for why he didn't turn over those docs. Someone from the area has been sending letters containing a mysterious white powder to people like Donald Trump, Clarence Thomas, and Kris Kobach. Bebe Rexe wants you to know that she's good. The first A.I. dj on the radio was enthusiastically introduced on-air by a DJ who will likely be replaced by the new technology. Andrew Tate has been indicted in Romania. New video has surfaced of Conor McGregor speaking with his accuser moments after he allegedly assaulted her. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Remember, you can join us live every weekday afternoon at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo. |
| 0:50.0 | What's going on? |
| 0:51.0 | Not much, how are you? |
| 0:53.0 | I'm good, man. |
| 0:54.0 | Good. What's going on? |
| 0:55.0 | Why are you watching soccer? |
| 0:56.0 | That's what's on. |
| 0:57.0 | There's baseball line. |
| 0:58.0 | Trying to turn Nick's game. |
| 0:59.0 | Everything that I saw on my betting app said that baseball didn't start till 540. |
| 1:02.0 | What about the games I saw? |
| 1:03.0 | Good college baseball world series. |
| 1:05.0 | Is it an oral Roberts plane? |
| 1:06.0 | I don't know. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, I saw that was the one live game was oral Roberts at TCU. |
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