The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

Yo! How are you, man? I'm fantastic. How about yourself? I'm great, man. Never been better.

Good, good. So I haven't missed you yesterday. That's right. I know I've done so much time, man.

It's busy. You got the boys. I do.

And you keep them extremely busy, or I guess they keep themselves extremely busy. Yeah, they keep you busy.

But that's good, right? Yeah, I like it. For sure.

I mean, honestly, when you talk about it every time you bring it up, I just think back about my own youth and how much I didn't participate in life.

And, you know, I'm glad that they're doing it. And it seems like they're having fun, right?

Lazlo's not the dad who's telling them you got to go do this. They're the ones motivating themselves.

I mean, your oldest is, he's been in this mindset for how many years has it been now? For baseball?

Yeah. When he just served like eight or nine, man.

He had a real series about it. And I think that's cool.

Seventh grade is when he started like, oh, I'm going to start exercising and eating right and focusing on getting better.

Yeah. Yeah, which is awesome. I guess if you do that when you're his age, maybe those habits can stick.

He's just, he's a tall. He's like every day in the garage. I'm like, all right, man.

I don't make them do it. Like I told you, I just say you got to participate. I don't care what it is.

Right. Yeah.

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