Tuesday, 05.07.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 8 May 2024
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
*It appears that Lazlo might have been ripped off by a shady plumber. It also appears that there's a plumber trying to track down Lazlo to get paid.
*Was the Roast of Tom Brady a sign that America is getting over its sensitive phase?
*Remember when school bus drivers were only 16 and shoe salesman used x-ray machines? Me neither.
*California is considering legislation that would seriously restrict the use of self-checkout lanes.
*An American soldier has been arrested in Russia after flying there to meet a girl he met online. Horny always wins.
*Miss USA is stepping down due to mental health concerns. Let's try to keep it together, people. The world is watching.
*This week's edition of Red Pill Lazlo is brought to you by, Man or Bear.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the |
| 0:07.2 | selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:37.5 | when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of LASLO has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | How are you? |
| 0:50.0 | I'm fantastic. |
| 0:51.0 | How are you? I'm great man. |
| 0:52.0 | Good. Glad to hear it. I was looking for a plumber. I've got a plumber if you need one. Well I don't know that I need one yet. I you know I had that leak problem |
| 1:00.3 | And I had someone come and fix it that That was supposed to be a somewhat easy much easier than we feared fix right and it ended up not being. Oh, you didn't tell me that. Which I you know I came home and my walls were knocked out and |
| 1:13.6 | Well you didn't tell me this |
| 1:14.8 | 300 bucks and now it's into the thousands. |
| 1:17.2 | Wait a sec, was this our handyman or the other one that got right? |
| 1:20.0 | Yeah, the other one. |
| 1:20.8 | I'll never go with the other one. |
| 1:22.1 | Oh boy. And you were promised, hey, this new Andy guy, he's the best. He'll get it done for you. And, uh, it was not. It was not. |
| 1:31.0 | No. Man. You didn't have to do that. So now it's all put back together. |
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