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Yeah, I'm a big giant dumb ass.

You want to know why I am a dumb ass. You know I am a dumb ass?

My stupid ass.

So this weekend I decide I'm going to clean and I'm going to go buy a power washer,

which nobody should allow me to buy a power washer.

You shouldn't like outside? Yeah, for outside. I know. I know. Yeah. I wanted to do

something manly over the weekend. Right. Because I've done all this other stuff that's not typically

very manly. Oh, you've been low-key like doing man stuff behind the scenes?

I'm trying.

But I suck at it.

So I have to put it together, which I'm screaming and yelling and I'm angry because you've got to put it

together.

I'm like, this thing doesn't, for whatever it costs, like it doesn't come already it together. I'm like this thing doesn't for whatever it costs like it doesn't come

already put together I gotta put nuts and bolts and screws and I gotta get a screwdriver.

Yeah you would think that it was probably not the cheapest thing in the world so you would think that yeah you would get it together and then I get at home and then you need a hose for the thing and I was like it says it comes with a hose.

Right where's the hose there? I did not see a hose in there You gotta remember. I'm an idiot.

Okay. I had to ask which aisle they're in right therefore that person should have been like this guy's a dumb ass.

I should probably walk him through these steps right?

Right in the middle of it like a late night like infomercial I should probably walk him through these steps. Right.

Right in the middle of it.

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