Thursday 02/28/19

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Mornings, Comedy, 99.5 Kiss, Madison, Chris, Bms, 111877, Billy Madison Show, Billy, Kiss-fm, Allgood, Nard, San Antonio's Rock Station, Derek

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2019

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

Billy vs Garage Door - Dr J in studio - People root for breakups - Ever have a family member stab you in the back - Delivery driver dips his testicles in salsa after an 89 cent tip - Fat shaming from family members - Sex is cool but have you ever had? - Grandma wants a tongue ring and more!!!!

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0:00.0	Podcasting now.
0:02.0	Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison Show. Live and easy,
0:23.0	loving free.
0:27.0	What a bit,
0:28.0	biddes. B'a, bichis.
0:29.0	Yo, dude, you know what I'm not good at?
0:32.0	What the hell? Why is this so weird? What I'm not good at? What the hell?
0:32.7	Is this so weird?
0:33.7	What are you not good at?
0:34.7	All right, so I'm not good at?
0:36.0	You know how you can hit the garage right and then you can run out?
0:38.6	And you'll beat the door?
0:39.6	Oh yeah, yeah.
0:40.8	I'm terrible at that game.
0:42.1	The garage door kicked my ass this morning.
0:44.3	Can I please get your the surveillance footage?
0:47.7	I'm telling you I was out there about 40 times I'm doing it.
0:51.2	And I finally had to submit. Go you just go out the front door?
0:54.0	No, I just had to go back in the door and then, because I don't have a clicker for some stupid
0:57.7	ass reason. So you gotta jump over the thing.
0:59.4	Oh, just so, just, and I'm running, right right so I hit it and then I run but then the
1:04.1	garage door doesn't move and there I am just looking like a jackass no yeah it's probably
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