God Finally Goes Crazy And Starts Giving Away Money To Humans For First Time In History

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. MOMS OF STUPIDITY! Satan and God stream live on twitch.tv/thegodpod. While God is away hiding dinosaur bones, he gets inspired by Mr. Beast to giveaway $200 to a random Twitch follower. Meanwhile, Satan parties hard with the Dems but forgets his coke at the White House, creating a cable news feeding frenzy. All hell breaks loose when a human defaces the Colosseum; a new villain appears as the female Andrew Tate, who says women shouldn’t vote; and Zuckerberg comes from behind to smash Threads over Musk’s bird, thus winning the billionaire social media championship. WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Bot.
0:02.0	Did you see that suspicious powder was found at the White House?
0:06.0	Yeah, I saw this, and this is totally my bad.
0:09.5	This was your thing, Satan.
0:11.0	100% I left it there. That was me.
0:14.0	Wow, so this wasn't like the Republican said, and that it was Hunter Biden.
0:19.5	No, it was me and Kamala. I mean, how do you think Kamala is always up?
0:25.5	Am I mad that Mr. Beast stole the Beast idea?
0:29.5	Yeah, like you're the beast from down under.
0:32.0	Man, I'm a beast, but that guy is Mr. Beast.
0:36.5	Everything he does is such Mr. Beast mentality.
0:40.5	It's like a beast wearing a tie.
0:45.0	You mean for once God isn't asking for money?
0:48.0	He's giving money away.
0:49.5	Don't tell the televangelists.
0:52.0	I think that's a funny theme that we can go with long term.
0:56.0	God's finally giving money away.
0:58.5	Yeah, finally.
1:12.0	Welcome to the God pod.
1:14.0	I'm God.
1:15.0	Thank you so much for joining me in the show once again.
1:18.0	We've got another fun show for you today.
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