Mommy Milker Mondays

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2021

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

The scientists figure out how cryptocurrency works, riff on people with weird hobbies, and hear about a cute ass date Michael went on. Plus thinking about DaBaby in the shower and some advice for a listener that had her first threesome.

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0:00.0	If I asked you to switch your money on, what would you think it means?
0:08.0	Well, with Hargreaves Landsdown it means investing your money.
0:12.0	It means making your money work harder for you.
0:16.0	It means investing for a better future, whatever the future holds.
0:21.0	Switch your money on with Hargreaves Landsdown.
0:25.0	Investments rise in falling value so you could get back less than you put in.
0:30.0	Dick, speaking of, you tell me you went on A-Date this week.
0:34.0	What is this? Is this in your phone case?
0:37.0	Yeah, bitch, it's a million on TikTok.
0:39.0	What kind of phone? What does this say? Dinoir?
0:43.0	What? Dinoir? I don't know the name of it.
0:46.0	You know me, man, I like to have a wallet on my phone.
0:49.0	Is that a little thing? Yeah, but we've had a whole time.
0:52.0	Yeah, okay. Yeah, I do it. It's so nice to just be like, keys, phone.
0:57.0	I don't, you don't need anything else, don't I?
0:59.0	Where do you put your ID? In there.
1:01.0	Is it in there? Yes, behind the credit card.
1:03.0	Yeah, man. That's it. My fuck is walking around with the guy with three things.
1:06.0	What is, what is you, Amish? You don't need three things.
1:09.0	Oh, but what about my insurance card?
1:12.0	Digital. Yeah, my wallet has weighed so many things I don't know.
1:15.0	You don't need any of it. Yeah, I have like a punch card from Ryden.
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