123: How To Have a Foursome

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

GOT DAMN the bois are back. They discuss nothing but the pure science of sea turtle banging missionary, Olympic synchronised cumming, and how miss Jetson gotta body! They also discuss... oh yeah... Michael’s foursome is CONFIRMED!! This a science podcast.

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0:00.0	In New York you can gaze up at the towering skyscrapers or...
0:05.0	You can sunbathe on top of one.
0:08.0	In LA you can catch a neon lit rollercoaster ride on Landon-Mona-Capear.
0:14.0	Before catching a California catfish off Santa Monica Pier.
0:19.0	Oh!
0:20.0	Virgin Atlantic fly to the world's most iconic destinations
0:24.0	but how you see them is up to you.
0:26.0	Book now with Virgin Atlantic. See the world differently.
0:30.0	Take my hand and take the fluff out and I'll make another pussy.
0:34.0	I think you might be the horniest person in the world.
0:40.0	Happy Motherfine Wednesday, Steve Sucks, Squad.
0:44.0	This episode is gosh darn fire.
0:46.0	We just recorded it but real quick we gotta let you know.
0:49.0	We're back on tour. Maybe the world is back.
0:51.0	Open it up. Back's up. Trying to get my sack touch.
0:53.0	Put it on a t-shirt.
0:55.0	Time for a hama.
0:56.0	Anyways, tonight if you're listening I'm gonna say in Antonio.
0:59.0	Maybe it's sold out? Hopefully Wednesday or Thursday.
1:02.0	I think it's sold out.
1:03.0	And then we got Omaha, Nebraska next.
1:05.0	June 17th through the 19th.
	...

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