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Hollywood Handbook

Moments of Greatness, Our Constant Companions

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2015

⏱️ 142 minutes

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Summary

After their triumph over Comedy Bang Bang, the guys present a series of the best clips from the show in hopes of being poached by a new podcast network. Hayes and a very hungry Sean introduce each clip from New York with help from Engineer Rashid.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So I'm having a very early breakfast with the Kingerfi Jr. and I'm like, that's a pretty interesting

0:12.4

traffic.

0:13.4

You got there, what's the story with that?

0:15.2

And so I just used that to stir my coffee.

0:18.5

And I say, well that's too big for coffee stirring, what you're using.

0:24.2

And the thing that you're using for sugar cubes is also, it's not sweetening your coffee,

0:29.0

it's just this kind of round, hard ball.

0:31.8

You should use the coffee stir to hit the ball.

0:36.1

And so that was how Kingerfi Jr. invented the baseball bat.

0:40.0

And hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbooking Insiders Guide to Kicking Button, Dropping Names

0:43.9

on the Right Carpet Lineback Always of this industry we call showbiz.

0:47.2

I'm haste at the port.

0:48.6

I'm here with Sean Clements.

0:51.2

We're in New York, which you know is a city that we love.

0:56.2

We love the pizza and basketball and all the streets and the boat.

1:09.6

We love New York, we love being able to come here.

1:12.6

Sean is here, Sean Clements is here.

1:15.6

Say hi Sean.

1:16.6

Bonjour.

1:17.7

He's eating, what do you have there?

1:22.7

He's eating, oh, it looks like some kicks with fresca instead of milk.

1:29.1

Oh no, there's milk in there too.

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