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Hollywood Handbook

Nick Kroll, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2015

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

After the guys voluntarily decide not to do an intro segment due to circumstances under their control, NICK KROLL shows up to discuss what a big fan he is of the show, talk about why his movie Adult Beginners is a nice movie, and play some clips from his favorite pilots of this season.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So I turn to Cheddar, Bob from 8 Mile, and I go, wait a second, is that my stocking cap on your head?

0:18.0

And he says, no bitch, and he punched me in the stomach.

0:25.0

Which one is that?

0:26.0

Cheddar Bob from 5?

0:27.0

Oh, he's the one who shot himself accidentally.

0:30.0

Okay, he's the one who is a brain.

0:33.0

He's kind of a buster.

0:34.0

I see.

0:35.0

But it turns out I'm the real buster because I got punched in the stomach by him.

0:39.0

The only problem is, and I left this part out of the story, he broke his hand.

0:43.0

Because you're so tough.

0:45.0

Well, I'm so shredded, especially in my tummy region, and I let him keep the hat.

0:51.0

He cut up his hand.

0:53.0

Well, yes, I mean, he broke the bones inside it, but also he ripped all the skin off his hand.

0:59.0

And then he had cheese grater, your abs.

1:02.0

Yes, and it is, and it's a problem sometimes for women I have to put a special, like, placemat, taped to my stomach, for where they,

1:13.0

for if they want to be bumping torsos in any way.

1:19.0

And they don't want to have this as well.

1:21.0

You guys barely get rip open.

1:22.0

Placemat that has all the president thought it.

1:26.0

Yeah, I have that one, and then I have just all the different animals of the world.

1:30.0

So it's all the continents, and then I need to count in it kind of shows, like some of the animals that are there.

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