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Hollywood Handbook

David Letterman, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The guys have several apologies to make concerning their recent Comedy Bang Bang appearance and Best Of episode. Then it's the premiere of the first episode of the new Rotten Tomatoes Podcast presented by Wolf Cool, followed by an appearance from rogue comedian WILL HINES to discuss the sad event of the past week and the influence of Dave.

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0:00.0

So she gets home late, I'll add.

0:09.0

And of course, Mutele does already in bed and sleeping.

0:13.0

And so I say to Michelle Williams.

0:19.0

She was a dream, everything went well.

0:21.0

We had ice cream for dessert and then you know that one nicely.

0:25.0

For both of us, we like sweet ice cream.

0:29.0

And she opens her purse and takes out a 20.

0:34.0

I go, no, no, no, Michelle.

0:39.0

My rate is 20 an hour for babysitting.

0:44.0

Because that's if your other parent like if Serena Williams finds out that Michelle Williams is only paying $20

0:55.0

for an entire night of babysitting, that lowers your rate all over town.

1:00.0

What world is that? Of course, no, I can't ever value myself that low.

1:04.0

Unless for recommendations, if she were willing to recommend you to some other parents, I could see how then you might be willing to accept a little.

1:13.0

But is she recommending me at their rate or is she going, I get a special rate?

1:17.0

Well, it should be higher. It should be higher.

1:19.0

Honestly, if she's recommending you then coming with that recommendation should be a premium on your babysitting.

1:25.0

Well, and that's how I felt too.

1:28.0

And we did settle it out and I do have a couple of cool, I'm babysitting Chez later this week.

1:34.0

And I think that's going to be really fun for us because we both love rhymes.

1:39.0

Did the song play?

1:41.0

Yes.

1:42.0

Oh, okay. Or it started to.

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