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2 Dope Queens

Sleepover Accidents

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Dope, Queens, Robinson, Up, Race, Society & Culture, Storytelling, Comedy Interviews, Stand, Williams, Phoebe, Jessica, Comedy, Brooklyn

4.813K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2017

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Phoebe and Jessica recall the night a slumber party went horribly wrong. They are joined by Connie Britton for an intimate chat about everything from Tami Taylor to haunted houses. Plus, comedy from Gina Yashere and Paige Weldon.

Featured Performers:

Gina Yashere (@ginayashere)

Connie Britton (@conniebritton)

Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon)

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Transcript

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0:00.0

My boyfriend's mom made me like cauliflower rice and yeah, and I didn't eat it on the plane even though I was starving because I knew

0:07.7

I knew that it stunk

0:10.4

Even though it was delicious and so I just kept it up and the overhead bin and

0:14.6

Then I pulled down my bag after the flight. Yeah, and it spilled completely on the floor

0:20.3

And like it was like really like right before the exit so everybody had to walk over it

0:25.6

I'm on the floor scraping and getting it under my fingernails

0:28.9

And it just smells so bad because I was in first class with a flight everybody was like stepping over me like I was

0:37.2

Aladdin in the beginning of the movie and they thought I was a street rat

0:43.8

Nobody helped except for this older white guy. Yeah, and I could just he was one of those older white guys that I could tell how to bad back

0:50.5

So I was like dude, you don't have to do this. Let me let me sit in my own mess

0:54.0

I deserve this like he he does a part-time work in like a Bayer commercial. Oh

1:00.6

Your back is acting up again. Yeah, it's like you don't deserve this, you know like an actual

1:07.4

customer that sucks. I do wish that when people would see

1:11.8

Someone needing help they wouldn't walk over them and they would just help yeah, like it takes no effort to be like

1:18.4

I'm sorry miss. Do you need help with your cauliflower rice?

1:21.3

Thank you so much for not eating this on the plane that took 15 seconds that would be like really life changing

1:27.0

Like I feel like the only person that could do that is like Oprah where it's like yeah

1:30.6

Hey, thank you so much for what you're doing. Yeah, I see you girl, you know

1:35.2

There's no such thing as an embarrassing moment because I know that there is not a moment that I could possibly

1:40.5

Experience that somebody else hasn't already experienced and then she would invite you to speak at like one of her life class

1:45.6

I'd be like I drop some cauliflower rice that would be what my speeches a good tattoo

1:53.4

Cauliflower rice is a good substitute for rice. Honestly, it's okay, and I'm a rice person

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