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Bad Dates

I'm Shook (w/ Jordan Firstman, Catherine Cohen, and Alex English)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.21.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians Jordan Firstman, Catherine Cohen, and Alex English to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Jordan tells us about a German date that got foggy in the bad way, Catherine gets the gift of hives but not the bee kind, and Alex gets all choked up to America’s tiniest song bird. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it.


Jordan Firstman: @jtfirstman on Instagram

Catherine Cohen: @catccohen

Alex English: @alex3nglish on Instagram

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm a ear man the other week. He's so sweet.

0:02.5

I know he's in love with you now and he's leaving me for you.

0:05.6

So it's a really intense, this is actually a bit awkward, yeah.

0:10.8

Instead of the best hat he's ever gotten, so...

0:13.9

He's awkward with that too.

0:30.0

Catherine, I like some Jordan, welcome to bad dates. I'm so happy you're all here.

0:33.9

Oh, that was your recording.

0:36.8

I'm going to have you here. It's so cozy here.

0:40.6

Oh my god. You are all so funny and so great and I'm so thrilled to have you here.

0:45.8

This is always my favorite way now to get to know people.

0:48.9

It's by their most intimate and vulnerable and ridiculous stories and I have a few of my own

0:56.2

and nowhere near enough by my old age and so therefore I'm mining all of you for your story

1:02.4

so I can live by carelessly through you.

1:05.7

So I want to first get to know, before we get into your stories,

1:08.4

I want to first kind of get to know you and how you feel personally about dating Alex.

1:13.2

I'm just going to start with you.

1:14.6

Did you enjoy dating? Is that a thing that brings out the best or the worst in you?

1:18.8

I think it does both, you know?

1:21.2

Like I used to date around when I was in my early 20s,

1:24.7

but I was kind of like in a shell of like who I wanted to date.

1:28.8

The kind of gentleman I wanted to see.

1:32.0

And around like, you know, okay, well, to be specific,

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