I'm a ear man the other week. He's so sweet.

I know he's in love with you now and he's leaving me for you.

So it's a really intense, this is actually a bit awkward, yeah.

Instead of the best hat he's ever gotten, so...

He's awkward with that too.

Catherine, I like some Jordan, welcome to bad dates. I'm so happy you're all here.

Oh, that was your recording.

I'm going to have you here. It's so cozy here.

Oh my god. You are all so funny and so great and I'm so thrilled to have you here.

This is always my favorite way now to get to know people.

It's by their most intimate and vulnerable and ridiculous stories and I have a few of my own

and nowhere near enough by my old age and so therefore I'm mining all of you for your story

so I can live by carelessly through you.

So I want to first get to know, before we get into your stories,

I want to first kind of get to know you and how you feel personally about dating Alex.

I'm just going to start with you.

Did you enjoy dating? Is that a thing that brings out the best or the worst in you?

I think it does both, you know?

Like I used to date around when I was in my early 20s,

but I was kind of like in a shell of like who I wanted to date.

The kind of gentleman I wanted to see.

And around like, you know, okay, well, to be specific,

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