The birch show, you know, our slogan on the birch show has always been real period, funny

period. If you want a great example of real, you should check out our bonus content this

week. Chris and I were in here alone because everybody else was sick, right? And it just

turned into one really revealing, intimate, vulnerable conversation between the two of us.

Like I straight up admitted, I don't think I was good as this as I used to be for one

really good reason, one really good reason. And I commented you for being honest about

it. And Kristen talks about things she won't talk about on the air or how, which is ironic

if you think about it. It is. I said there is one thing I won't talk about it. Maybe I

disclosed it, maybe I didn't. How does Bart hand all criticisms online when Kristen is

talking about their sex life. So it's all in our bonus content. It's stuff that we really

don't talk about here during the big show, but it's easy enough to talk about over there.

You can check it out the birch show dot com slash bonus BS. Yeah. If most apartment was

a woman and they were still going out, I'd be calling them every day going, you break

up with that B. Yet I would hope anyone who loves me and it's in my life would be doing

the same thing. She's over and over and over and over again. Why do you stick with it?

Like you are just, it's almost an abusive relationship at this point. It is. It's toxic.

It's the convenience of it all. I mean, I move into this apartment and it's right across

the street. And I had these plans of leaving. And at the time that I was going to leave,

I started doing the afternoons as well. And it just made zero sense to me to leave and

move somewhere else to have to be here twice a day. And I got used to the convenience.

The commute is amazing. So I'm like stuck in this place. Yeah, he walks that one. I

mean, it's not even a quarter of a mile. It's like 300 yards. I'm hearing four, four,

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