Moe Hopped On A Plane And Had NO Idea Where He Was Going!
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🗓️ 28 August 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue I think most been holding out on us again. I think most got a sugar daddy |
| 0:09.9 | Daddy that voted on you for your birthday happy birthday. I wish thank you. Thank you |
| 0:15.0 | Appreciate it. No, I don't have a sugar daddy. No, no, no, that's not a thing. Where'd you get there from? |
| 0:19.3 | Some moments telling us like Friday, we were all just going around the room. What are you doing this weekend? Most like I'm getting out |
| 0:24.4 | Coming out of town. We're like, where are you going? He's like, I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? He's like, yeah |
| 0:30.0 | I'm not really sure where I'm going out. Someone's surprised at me and I'm going out of town for what is now your birthday happy birthday. Thank you |
| 0:36.2 | So what is the deal? Who's the sugar daddy? I don't have a sugar daddy. Where'd you go? Well, it's a whole thing |
| 0:42.5 | So apparently I didn't know any of this was happening, but behind the scenes |
| 0:46.8 | I guess a few of the people in my circle my mom |
| 0:50.4 | My lady my best friend they were all trying to come together to surprise me because when I was asked what I went for my birthday |
| 0:56.3 | I said nothing. I always say nothing and they were like, no, we're not doing that this year |
| 1:00.2 | Like we want to do something for you. So I said, okay, then if I can have what I want for my birthday |
| 1:04.8 | I don't want to make any decisions. That's all I want like whatever we do. I don't care. We can go to dinner |
| 1:09.3 | We can go somewhere. It doesn't matter. I just don't want to make any decisions |
| 1:13.0 | That's all I want because I'm always making the decisions and so I guess they were trying to get me to St. Martin |
| 1:19.3 | With like a some of my closest friends. Oh wow. That was the plan that I didn't know about because |
| 1:25.5 | Literally up until Thursday |
| 1:27.5 | Thursday night they were like all right |
| 1:29.7 | We need you to get to the airport like as soon as you possibly can |
| 1:32.7 | Which I now know is because I guess all of those flights that go to St. Martin leave really early |
| 1:37.6 | So you have to catch like a flight before 12 or you it's not gonna happen and there's only like one a day |
| 1:42.4 | Probably exactly that so I didn't know that but I'm like all right |
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