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Moe Got Kicked Out Of A Lyft?!

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🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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We can't believe Moe got KICKED OUT of a Lyft and missed a flight! And the reason why is even more egregious...he'll break it down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

the virtue. I do you know how difficult it is to get kicked out of an uber or a lift. I mean,

0:06.4

you really got to work hard. I mean, in my case, you just got a bomb in the back seat. Yeah,

0:11.1

that'll do it. Yeah, that's a red flag, for sure. But this just recently happened

0:18.9

a mo. All of the lifts I have taken in my life and there is a light because for those who don't

0:23.3

know, I choose to not have a car. So I'm a lifter and I've never had an issue in the lift, not one

0:29.8

and it seems like this one lift ride made up for every time that I didn't. I genuinely couldn't

0:34.9

believe it. I still can't believe that this happened to me. I've been doing such a good job lately

0:38.6

of controlling my emotions and not letting things get to me. And I feel like the moment you make

0:43.2

that decision to do that, the universe goes, okay. Let's just see how good you really are at this.

0:49.6

And so I this is Friday and for those of you who may have missed it, I was on my way to the airport

0:54.9

because I was literally waiting to the last minute to make this decision of if I was going to go to

0:59.7

the baby shower with the with the woman that I'm dating or if I was going to go to the canelo fight

1:04.2

instead. And so I had no room for error, which is why I bring that up as I'm on my way to the

1:10.0

airport, which I may or may not have done on purpose, but that's irrelevant now. You didn't want to

1:16.4

make that trip to the baby shower. I did not imagine that, right? So no room for error,

1:21.5

they're stressed probably, right? I'm definitely stressed putting it all together. The last minute

1:26.0

getting it together. Cool. But I had enough time to make the flag when checking the back shouldn't

1:30.1

be a problem. I get in the lift and I can already kind of sense that the guy's energy was a little

1:36.4

off. I don't really know why, but it just was having a bad days, having a bad day probably. So I get

1:41.5

in. I'm like, hello. And he doesn't really say anything. He just asked me, are you if I'm who it

1:46.6

says I am? And I'm like, okay, yep, that's me. He says, okay, good. So we take off and we get maybe

1:53.9

I would say five to 10 minutes with into the ride. That wasn't a lot. And he like, he kind of

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