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Moe And Keity Give Bert His Final Quiz On The Dos And Don’ts Of The Cookout

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Moe And Keity Give Bert His Final Quiz On The Dos And Don’ts Of The Cookout Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

All right. So I got any email yesterday that again induced a little bit of anxiety.

0:08.5

But the date of the cookout is blank at blank. I heard you on the show practicing for

0:14.6

the cookout based on what I've heard. I think you're about 20% ready.

0:18.2

And then the way I joke. Yes, that bill. And then you wrote in all the capital letters.

0:24.0

I'm a little weary of this sentence. I have a lot of family ready to welcome you in

0:29.8

their own special way. Hope you're ready. What does that mean? That can mean a lot.

0:35.8

What does that mean? What do you think? I have a lot of family ready to welcome you in

0:44.2

their own special way. Hope you're ready. So that's right. That does get.

0:51.2

Yes, it's a threat of a good time. Yeah, exactly.

0:54.2

A threat of love. We're going to get shot with love. That means we'll be like the main

0:58.0

attention. No, at the cookout. So one family member is going to be very difficult for me.

1:02.0

Just a blend in. One family member is definitely going to have a nickname already ready for you.

1:08.0

Okay. Don't know what it's going to be. Just be prepared. It's going to be something off the wall.

1:11.4

That has nothing to do with you. You won't like it. You have to pretend like you do.

1:14.8

Okay. You have to embrace it, right? Have to. You can't say no. I don't want that nickname.

1:18.5

No, it's a right of passage. If you get a nickname, that means they like you.

1:21.6

Okay. And the worst the nickname is the more they actually like you.

1:24.5

It really has the way it goes. Okay. Someone's going to embrace you and say,

1:28.2

hi, sugar. Just just take the hug. I don't say, hey, I'm sorry. I'm diabetic.

1:34.6

He was right. That 20% right.

1:40.8

Checking my glucose levels right.

1:43.4

So before we get into the fun part of this, let me just address a couple of virtual listeners

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