Hey, Cargill, you want to see something really scary?

Yeah.

You want to see something really, really scary?

Yeah, come on, show me.

Okay.

Dear God, what is that?

It's a bagel bite I found under the radiator.

You can pet it.

I don't think it bites.

This is junk food cinema.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School rejects.

Who were these guys?

Welcome all you little monsters to another big episode of junk food cinema here on film school rejects.com.

This is the weekly cult and exploitation film cast where a wizard and a boy who could fly,

carry on about their favorite fattening foods and forgotten movies, and vice versa.

You're the boy who could fly, right?

Yeah, of course.

Okay.

I'm your host, Brian Salsbury, as you wish.

I am joined, as always, by my friend and co-host, a man who worked behind the counter

in a video store for most of his wonder years, novelist slash screenwriter, Mr. C. Robert

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