How do you fight a war called madness?

Well, you know for that matter, how do you fight a cola war called madness?

I don't know. Drink a ton of jolt?

No, that's actually a war crime.

This is junk food cinema.

All right. Hi, this is Dick Miller.

If you're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School rejects, who were these guys?

Music Tighten up your straight jackets laughing loonies.

It's time for another scintillatingly psychotic episode of junk food cinema.

This is FilmSchool Reject's weekly cult and exploitation film cast that clearly stared far too long at the sun.

I am your host, Brian Salisbury, the once and Fisher King.

And I am joined by my friend, a co-host, and the craziest motherfucker this side of Congress,ist slash screenwriter Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

Hi.

How are you, sir?

I'm doing all right.

We're here in the, it is a rare, rare thing tonight.

We are here in the Casadilla Worm.

The Casa del Worm and deep in the bowels in the dungeon, in fact, why do you have a dungeon

exactly?

You don't need to worry about it. Yeah, I'm not going to ask that.

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby.

Ain't none of your concern. That's something I don't want to know.

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