Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hansen. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.

Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury

that make life worth living whatever your budget. In each episode of the luxury podcast, William and I

tackle an area of life that we think you should upgrade. Sorting the ons, lows from the higher

since advising the nation in gracious living. So William, what are we going to talk about today?

We're going to talk about mobile phones and texting etiquette.

Lots to say.

Lots to talk about.

We were talking just briefly.

Oh, look, that little flies back from the other week.

Kill it.

Kill it!

I mean, how can you miss that?

It was so slow. I don't like killing things. Where's your mother? Should I get the brick? Get the brick. Might be a bit much. Yeah, we were talking a moment ago about our ring tones. Oh, yes. And I know you're going to play yours in a minute. I have absolutely no idea what my ringtone is.

I never hear it ring. Oh, are you one of those people whose mobile phone is always on silent? Yeah. But also I have a smart watch. So it will ring on my wrist or, you know, it will shake on my wrist. So even if it's in silent, I'm aware. So you do always hear it? Well, I feel it.

Okay.

I feel it in my fingers.

I feel it.

Okay.

I feel it in my fingers.

I feel it in my toes.

Yeah.

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