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Welcome to another edition of the Around the NFL podcast.

My name is Dan Hansis, and I am joined in a room Failed with Heroes.

Mark Sessler, Chris Wessling, and Greg Rosenthal. What is up, boys? Hey, Dan. What? Oh! What? What? Mark, what? Gave me a look. I'm not going to... The listener does not need to know what that was about. That's inside baseball. You mean football?

No, because anyone says inside baseball is one of those archaic terms attached to a dying sport

that I'm going to allow it to continue to grasp onto.

All right.

A nice little baseball dig in there again.

Mark has spent most of this week complaining that all sports, the seasons are too long.

Regular seasons are too long. And what I've- It's literally every sport now that he has the same conversation. It used to be baseball, but now he's moved on to basketball. All sports, he doesn't watch it. Well, I found it interesting that you really dug your... You really dug your heels in when I brought up hockey as being too long. No, I really like my sports.

I don't think you know anything about these sports.

But the season's too long. I know they're too long. You don't even watch the games.

But I would, I think a large chunk of people that even enjoy basketball would say the regular season has lost some of its essence and meaning. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. The takeaway here is that we all have empty lives and we need this to fill them. That's what sports are, aren't they? Something that you could turn on and watch when you get home from the factory. I'm sitting out this. That's it, Mark. I've got a great seat. You're not going to participate.

Put my feet up and watch this magic.

This is great.

There's no easing into this show.

You want some real magic?

Yes.

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