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🗓️ 22 October 2020
⏱️ 40 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Royal London, the UK's largest mutual life, pensions and investment company. |
0:08.0 | What even is a mutual anyway? |
0:10.0 | Well, Royal London is customer owned. |
0:12.0 | It has been since 1861. They work to support |
0:15.2 | customers and wider society to help build financial resilience while investing |
0:20.0 | responsibly to help build a future worth retiring into. It really is everyone's |
0:25.0 | business. Learn more at Royal London.com slash mutuality. |
0:30.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:33.0 | Good to be an adult. |
0:36.0 | You know the worst age is? |
0:38.0 | Being a tween. |
0:39.0 | That's horrible. |
0:40.0 | I saw this 12-year-old on the subway the other day freaking out over nothing. |
0:42.0 | It's like, I am in love |
0:43.2 | with Vanessa and she won't even like sit beside me at lunch. I want to walk up this poor |
0:48.8 | like little boy and be like honey relax you have nothing to worry about you're 100% gay. |
0:55.4 | Yes. |
0:59.4 | Yes. I wish I knew I was gay when I was 12. |
1:05.0 | Oh, do you know how fucking amazing sleepovers would have been? |
1:10.0 | Truth or dare? |
1:12.0 | Uh, dare. Dare. Same dare as last week. |
1:15.0 | Show me your titties, everyone. |
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