Miss Baker
Baby Geniuses
Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2019
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts |
| 0:04.8 | blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but |
| 0:09.3 | planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
| 0:14.0 | Baby geniuses. |
| 0:15.0 | We know everything. |
| 0:17.0 | Baby geniuses. |
| 0:19.0 | We know everything. |
| 0:20.0 | Baby geniuses. |
| 0:22.0 | We know everything baby geniuses. Yeah, I don't even like pap smears. I'm like, did I just call it a schmerees. I'm like, did I just call it |
| 0:29.3 | schmere? Are we recording? I just called it a smear. Are we recording? |
| 0:33.6 | I just called a shmere. |
| 0:35.8 | I've got a lot of people do that. |
| 0:37.3 | Hello babies. |
| 0:39.4 | Welcome to baby geniuses. |
| 0:41.4 | I'm Emily. |
| 0:42.1 | I'm Lisa. If you can't tell the difference between our |
| 0:44.8 | voices, Lisa's the one who said pap smear. I said it on accident but I feel like |
| 0:51.1 | you'd say it on purpose. I don't know if I would. |
| 0:53.0 | No? |
| 0:54.0 | No. |
| 0:55.0 | It's funny. Anyways, those are uncomfortable. |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, we were just talking about IUDs. |
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