Learned Pig

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Happy President's Day to all you presidents out there except for the bad ones! On this episode, Emily shares her experience being sick and diving into the shows Instant Hotel and Outlander. Lisa gets an allergy test at a DIY blood testing facility. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Learned pig," a pig taught to respond to commands in such a way that it appeared to be able to answer questions by picking up cards in its mouth.

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0:00.0	Hey babies it's Emily Heller. I have a new stand-up special coming out soon March 8th
0:06.4	International Women's Day. It's called Ice Thickeners and it's going to be available
0:10.3	on Comedy Central Digital so you should watch it,
0:13.4	because I think it's very funny.
0:16.1	A billion years ago, there was nothing but space
0:19.1	than one of God's wet farts
0:20.6	through all the planets in place.
0:22.0	There were no signs of life on Mars or Venus,
0:24.9	but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:30.4	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses we know everything
0:36.4	baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:41.2	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily
0:45.6	Thanks for listening to our show
0:58.7	Are you a musical? We've talked about this. Am I musical? Yeah, have you taken music? Did you play instruments? Yeah, I did piano for a while and I was in choir. Okay, yeah, yeah, all right, all right.
1:04.4	And you?
1:05.1	Yes. Yeah, you sing.
1:06.6	You karaoke.
1:07.6	I karaoke.
1:08.6	Yeah, we both karaoke.
1:09.6	Yeah, I was in choir for a while and I've played a few instruments. I've thought about taking up the cello again.
1:15.4	Yeah you mentioned that before and I'm so in favor of that. Yeah maybe I will I know someone who's a very good cellist who would probably give me lessons.
1:24.8	You have no excuse.
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