Mirrors are Portals for Demons & Ron's Aunt is NOW Mud

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🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Ron the Waiter wrecks the bar in 3 seconds flat, Joyce saves the day with homemade mac & cheese on a hot plate, then drops bombs: she tore down every mirror because spirits drain you at 3 a.m., admits the mystery handprints on her bedroom ceiling are NOT from her husband, Opie cries watching Christmas Vacation, Ron's Aunt is now mud, Sean is Vietnamese and we go nuclear on Trump pardoning George Santos while keeping the millions. Wild stories, hot food, zero filter—welcome to the funniest dinner you’ll ever crash.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise, slowly but surely, reaching their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
0:25.5	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.6	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:31.9	Let's get the show on the road.
0:34.5	Oh my God, we're here at Gep Harts.
0:35.7	Ron the waiters here.
0:37.0	He's knocking everything over.
0:38.3	He unplugged stuff. He's knocking everything over. He unplugged stuff.
0:46.9	He knocked over the plastic utensils that Joyce needed for her macaroni and cheese that she brought for everybody.
0:48.6	Joyce is here.
0:49.5	She's going to feed us.
0:56.3	She's one of my earliest fans and has never fucking turned her back on me.'s here she's like you think matt's got some utensils because i brought a mac and cheese for everybody and she
1:00.8	brought her own burner to heat up her food for everybody so that's cool with that i say hi to
1:05.4	matt the owner of get hats uh sorry we're late but literally literally Ron knocked everything over just as we were going to...
1:12.1	And I just cleaned all those plastic knives and forks off.
1:15.1	Yeah, here comes...
1:16.0	Here comes Joyce right now!
1:19.1	Joyce is in the house!
1:20.6	Tell her what you did.
1:21.8	Joyce, don't use the plastic utensils.
1:26.0	Ron knocked them over.
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