Ozempic Dogs & Thoughts Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Theo Von Bert Kreischer

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🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Opie, Tony P and Ron the Waiter unload on a freezing FU Friday: $300 NYC Christmas tree rip-off, Ozempic coming for obese dogs, plastic rice melting in your pan, plane clappers, Kelly Osbourne turning into Ozzy, Theo Vaughn & Bert Kreischer ghosting the guy who launched them, Joe Rogan & Bill Burr blowing up after Opie & Anthony put them on Sirius, Anthony begging for an O&A reunion “for serious money,” and the annual Hanukkah rant about getting socks for 7 nights while staring at a sad bush. Zero filter, maximum chaos — the rawest morning-show energy still left on the internet.

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0:00.0	Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do All right. I was in the middle of humming a Christmas song. What can I tell you? Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. It is, it's FU Friday as we wait for that sun to come up behind me. Hope everyone's doing all right. Hope you're going to have a good weekend. let us know in the chat what bothered you this week.
0:22.6	That would be greatly appreciated.
0:24.3	It helps the show. hope everyone's doing all right hope you're going to have a good weekend let us know in the chat
0:21.1	what bothered you this week that would be greatly appreciated helps the show all right and with
0:25.8	that oh i filled up my coffee way too high today first sip of the of the morning bitches
0:31.9	and the first words of the day we we got a polar vortex happening today.
0:40.4	Polar vortex with that, you know what?
0:42.2	I'm going to just put Tony P right on the screen.
0:44.1	Tony, put that down, bro.
0:45.7	It's too early.
0:47.3	Are you waking bacon for real?
0:49.5	Waking and bacon every day in my life, baby.
0:51.8	All right.
0:52.1	What does your coffee mug say there, sir?
0:55.0	Coffee makes me poop. All right. What does your coffee mug say there, sir? Coffee makes me poop.
0:57.0	All right.
0:58.6	I got a boring Niagara Falls coffee mug.
1:02.1	Niagara Falls, Frankie.
1:03.9	Niagara Falls.
1:05.1	Ignore the Starbucks, though.
1:07.0	Starbucks makes a very good coffee mug, but I hate their coffee.
1:10.4	So I disagree. I think I have a Starbucks coffee mug, and they went to shit in two weeks. Everything got scratched up and cracked. Oh, really? Yeah, man. I have to go through my coffee mugs. It's going to be a big deal, which ones to throw away. I got 50 of them, and I'm like, we don't need all. We use me and my wife. That's it. I get it, bro. I got like 30 of them too, yeah. And some have chips and some's my favorite and I can't throw it out. Right. So I'm going to have to do that. Maybe I can give them away. I'll bring them to live at Gapads. Well, you should, you shouldn't give them away. You should auction them off, man. People auction them off. All right, make a few bucks. I like that. I like how you think. It's, it's a polar vortex here in New York City. My God, I woke up. It's, it's 21 degrees. It's, yeah, man. This is the cold the coldest day in 10 months in New York City.
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