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One of my very favorite actors growing up was Matt Dillon.

I got to work with Matt like many other people whom I admire.

I had cultivated this impression of him, which I was doing for some of the crew members.

One day Matt came up to me and we were talking about something a movie that was coming out soon, I think.

And one of the hair and makeup ladies saw me talking to Matt.

She said, Matt, have you seen Justin's impression of you and Matt said,

What's this? You're doing impression of me?

I tried to give her the signal. She was, no, he does. He's been doing it up for the camera guys and for everybody.

He did it for him. And Matt goes, yeah, I want to hear it, man.

So I did like a half-hearted diluted impression of him that probably didn't sound much like him.

And he goes, it doesn't sound like anything like me.

No, no, no, I don't do that, man. I don't say man all the time.

Hey, what do you think he was more offended by the voice that you were doing or that chromagnet face that you can't see when I'm doing it?

Because you can't do that impression without making this chromagnet face.

Well, obviously that's probably what he was offended by.

Maybe, which is why it's not a good story to tell in a podcast.

Well, here's the show.

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.

You're listening to Life is Short. I'm your host Justin Long.

And with me is my brother Kevin Tillon.

I mean, Christian. Sorry.

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