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Rude Tales of Magic

[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 5

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:04.0

Ah, dear traveler, I see you growing restless.

0:10.0

In the mood for something else, perhaps? I believe I have, ah yes, just

0:21.4

the thing for you.

0:25.0

An older yarn of something dark, a story, a secret, of subterfuge and shadow, but still as ever was, a rude tale of magic.

0:40.0

Oh, hello!

0:44.0

Hello, welcome back to rude tales of magic.

0:49.0

Come at the Say it with me, King! Oh, you are a little too slow you fucking fool my name is

0:56.8

snake professional and I'm here to tell you about what happened last time on

1:01.6

rude tales of magic?

1:03.0

Come at the here's your chance to say it with me.

1:04.9

The King!

1:05.9

Oh, I said thus a second time.

1:08.2

Ha, motherfucker.

1:09.8

That's right.

1:10.8

For those of you who forgot who I am, that's understandable. I haven't been in an episode for quite some time.

1:17.0

Ah, yeah, yeah, what you call a gray T-fling, and I've sort of organized our heroes who are in order of size,

1:28.0

starting in the middle, Grimmathy Steele, who is an assembled man.

1:34.0

You've also got Torin, aka Skunk, a high elf urchin.

1:39.4

Yeah, you know you've got a minitor named Butter St Beep, and you know he's a defense attorney.

1:46.1

Last but not least you've got Dealey the Harpy, and even last or but least you've got smellulous the Loxedon.

1:55.6

They've been hired to take out the Emperor by who? By yours? Truly that name again is a

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