[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 4

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, dear traveler, I see you growing restless.
0:08.0	In the mood for something else, perhaps? I believe I have...
0:21.0	Ah yes, just a thing for you. An older yarn of something dark a story a secret of subterfuge and shadow but still as ever was a rude tale of magic.
0:41.5	Well well. of magic.
0:48.0	Well, well, back for more are we? I see you couldn't stay away. I see you couldn't stay away. No, it's been two weeks, maybe more, I don't know, but I know you're back. It's me again,
1:00.0	Snake Professional. And you, well, I like to call you the audience. Yeah, it's rude tales of magic, cometh the king. When we last left our heroes, they were buying clothes from the world's most beloved
1:17.1	N. P.C. Jean-Luke Robes-Pierre.
1:21.4	They leave Robes-Piers now now and they walk out into the street. They've got the rest of the day until 7 p.m. when they need to meet up with wealthy whim windows outside of the trim cuckled.
1:35.9	How do I know this?
1:36.9	Well, maybe I'm a character in this story and maybe I'm a fan just like you just can't get enough of this nectar from the gods.
1:47.3	My name again is Snake Professional and oh no, I talked so long at 6.45 p.m
1:54.4	our heroes only have 15 minutes to get to the trim cuckled
1:58.4	everybody roll dexterity to see if you can make it in time
2:03.0	yeah let's get those D20s out.
2:05.0	I got 15.
2:06.0	16.
2:07.0	Uh, I got a 20.
2:09.0	I got a 5.
2:10.0	I got a 12.
2:12.0	You all book it you high tail it to the the trim cuckled you guys pretty much you just like you wasted your day it was a beautiful day in payola and
2:22.1	smellulous was like you know you were in his sort of home neighborhood.
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