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🗓️ 12 August 2020
⏱️ 90 minutes
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RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for we have our VERY FIRST merch on sale now! It's t-shirts! For YOUR body! There's one with a skull and one with just words. What are ya gonna do walk around topless all day? What if the neighbors/students/parishoners see? Better get a shirt on!
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0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum Podcast. |
0:04.0 | Hey, how's it going everybody? It's me, your Dungeon Master Branson Reese, |
0:10.0 | and as well as your bully. That's right. |
0:12.8 | Fuck you! I know what you're thinking right now. |
0:15.4 | You're like, where is the iconic voice of the innkeeper? |
0:19.3 | Where is the tunes of Dents Macabre or whatever the fuck our song is and I just I need you to |
0:27.3 | calm down it's fine I just have an exciting for just sit down take a deep breath I have an exciting thing I want to tell you about |
0:35.9 | which is that we hear at rude tales of magic we know we get it we know the times are tough and so you know in exchange for five dollars we have a live show coming your way soon. |
0:56.0 | How soon I'll tell you when. It's on August 28th. That's a Friday. August 28th at 9 p.m. Eastern Standard time, 6 p.m. Pacific time. |
1:02.0 | If you live in Nepal, I don't know when. Standard Time, 6 PM Pacific Time. |
1:02.9 | If you live in Nepal, I don't know when that it, |
1:05.4 | what do you think I am the wall of a newsroom? |
1:07.7 | I don't know the rest of the world |
1:09.9 | how those times work, but you can figure it out. 9 p.m. Eastern Standard time. Five dollars we've got a live |
1:16.4 | show coming up it's not an in-person live show don't worry we have not taken leave of our |
1:21.5 | senses we're gonna sit you in a room with a bunch of disease vectors. |
1:25.0 | No, this is, it's streaming online. |
1:28.0 | All the original cats is going to be there. |
1:30.0 | You got Frederick to Bonesby, Alberidon, Cordelia Sasquatch, and the rest, they're all going to be there and they're in quite a pickle. |
1:38.6 | I'll tell you, the name of this live show is Escape from Planet Time, which we're all very excited about. |
1:46.6 | And those tickets again are $5.00. If you just go to rudetails of magic.com, we can set you up. |
1:52.2 | We got all the info there. That name again that |
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