[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 3

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, dear traveler, I see you growing best lives. In the mood for something else, perhaps? I believe I have.
0:20.0	Ah, yes, just the thing for you. An older yarn of something dark, a story, a secret of subterfuge and shadow but still as ever was a rude tale of
0:40.2	magic. Oh baby, welcome back to Rude Tales of Magic.
0:47.0	The year is 3BA.
0:50.0	The city, Payola, the capital city, capital of the Cordelia The capital
0:53.0	capital of the Cordelia Empire.
0:55.0	It's me, your narrator, snake professional.
0:58.0	When last we left our heroes?
1:01.0	Some would say villains, but me I just call them five guys I hired.
1:07.0	Well they had chased down a kenku and nearly killed it so nearly that they successfully killed it and now it's the middle of the night
1:15.8	they got to go buy some clothes tomorrow but for the time being what are they
1:21.1	gonna do well I'll let them tell you in their own special way.
1:28.0	All right, we open on, uh, it's all y'all.
1:31.0	You just killed this kenku, still the middle of the damn night in Paola.
1:35.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, what you're going to do? Where are you going to go?
1:39.0	Do you think he was reporting back to the Emperor?
1:42.0	I believe he, whoever he may report to it would not be in our
1:46.0	favor. I suppose it's a good thing he exploded then. Absolutely I think it is the finest way for a problem to be dealt with.
1:55.0	It's important in this task to tie up loose ends.
1:59.0	Or explode them, friend.
2:01.0	I was speaking metaphorically. And I was speaking metaphorically and I was speaking quite literally but
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