Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Now Patsy has spotted something.

Patsy's not just a journalist Monday to Friday on air.

Always looking for the scoop.

Yes.

That eye, constantly scanning.

Is that a crime over there?

Is that someone thinking about a crime that I can attack right now?

Like that movie Minority Report, precocogs. Neighborhood, Patsy. We went to the cinema yesterday. Saw a fabulous

movie, actually. What did you see? Monster Family, too. If you want to take the kids somewhere

for holidays, it's brilliant. All the big stuff. Well, when you've got kids. Anything on a rainy Sunday, Christian.

Yes, you're quite right.

Anyway, we've got a chalk top as you do and the popcorn.

But is it just me or are they getting smaller like everything else?

Patsy, they are 100% getting smaller.

I used to work at a theatre bar back in Sydney, the capital theatre.

Of course you did.

Listen to him. You can take Rio out of Sydney. A theatre bar.

A theatre bar. Oh, we have a whistleblower from theatre land.

No riffraff in the theatre. Oh, that funny little bar, that posho bar you all run there, don't they?

It's not like a normal bar. They're all dressed up smart and a dicky bow.

Had to wear a little vest and a bow tie. That's like a real barber.

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