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Now Patsy has spotted something.

Patsy's not just a journalist Monday to Friday on air.

Always looking for the scoop.

Yes.

That eye, constantly scanning.

Is that a crime over there?

Is that someone thinking about a crime that I can attack right now?

Like that movie Minority Report, precocogs. Neighborhood, Patsy. We went to the cinema yesterday. Saw a fabulous movie, actually. What did you see? Monster Family, too. If you want to take the kids somewhere for holidays, it's brilliant. All the big stuff. Well, when you got kids. Anything on a rainy Sunday, Christian. Yes, you're quite right. Anyway, we've got a chalk top as you do and the popcorn. But is it just me or are they getting smaller like everything else? Patsy, they are 100% getting smaller. I used to work at a theatre bar back in Sydney, the capital theatre. Of course you did. listen to him. You can take Rio out of Sydney. A theatre bar. A theatre bar. Oh, we have a whistleblower from theatre land. No refraff in the theatre. Oh, that funny little bar, that posho bar you all run there, don't they? It's not like a normal bar. They're all dressed up smart and a dicky bow. Had to wear a little vest and a bow tie. Like's like a real barber. Yeah, that's how it should be at the theater. But what can you tell them from the front line? They were definitely bigger back then that you could feel the weight of them. And like the big scoop has 100% gotten smaller. I reckon at least over 15 to 20% smaller than what it used to be, circa 2016. They do this with these things now gradually. They do it tiny bit by tiny bit. So you don't suddenly notice where you were 10 years ago. I reckon chop tops, you give it over five years. It'd be the size of one of those, what they call chuppa chupps. Like a little lollipop. And you won't even know. You won't even know. I'm sure this happens a lot, doesn't it? Where, like, Pringles, they get smaller as well.

There's terrible. And you won't even know. You won't even know. I'm sure this is, this happens a lot, doesn't it? Where like Pringles, they get smaller as well. Yeah. They are too much smaller now. Doritos. It's imperceptible to the naked eyes. But then over time. Yeah. I've got to say this right. I think this goes right to the top. Okay. If I'm not here tomorrow, you and I, big chocolate got me.

They rub me out, as they call it. Excuse me. No, I mean, I've seen it in thrillers. They say, let's rub them out like he's not there on the ledger anymore. That's all limited by that, okay. Chucky business has got me, right? They drown me in a van derailer factory. That's where I am right now if you need to come find my body.

Have you seen first hand like our damning account from Rio, former Theatreland employee behind the bar? He can confirm that the chock tops are getting smaller.

What have you seen getting smaller, okay? Do we need to take to the streets?

Absolutely. We need to take to the streets. Why aren't we out on the streets demanding bigger cabri cream eggs? Enough with the old mandates for the vaccines. What about mandates for chocolates and sweets and sweets? Stripes. Come on, strike. 9414-1043. What do you reckon is getting smaller? This goes right to the top. I hope you didn't

get rubbed out as well. They're just come for me, not you. You're safe. I guarantee you safety,

Melbourne. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Friends, we're on dangerous territory here,

but we must continue. Have you noticed sweets, slacks, crisps getting smaller?

Patsy's has blown this whole story wide open, and I do believe Time magazine,

person of the year, will be Petrina Jones. We've just met who it is, and she news is amongst us.

Rio told us a very moving account.'s prepared to go on testimony for this

Congress very soon in a Royal Commission report

which I'm going to call for the moment the show concludes

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