Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

How did you tell us the story of your weekend in six words?

That's what we do every Monday, six-word weekend.

Text them into 0-475-03-1043.

Christian My Weekend, tennis, park run, rodeo, P.T. Sunday, Shest, rodeo.

I don't know, rodeo was in town. Somebody's was, I went to a donkey festival. Oh. That must have been the big ticket in town, huh? No one told us that donkey festival was coming to. Right. I thought we had the download on everything in this city. How the hell can Dongfest be going on?

We don't know a single thing about it.

Where was this incredible festival, donkey festival?

Played golf over weekend, golf sucks.

Jamie, that's why I retired.

I've been there.

You know what kind of round that guy had.

If you go play golf over the weekend, golf sucks. My six-word weekend actually comes from a message I got for my wife over the weekend.

In a relationship, often a lot of the communication, it's very

transactional, isn't it? There's no

sort of preamble. You're straight into it. I got a text

over the weekend Saturday afternoon. We have

an ant situation.

Not in the new kitchen. No, no. They're in the letterbox. Oh, that's not that bad.

No, no, no, it's horrible. You put your head in that. Ants are in a letterbox. So over the weekend,

I had to Google how to take out an ant mother load because obviously you can put boiling water in there but wait revenge ants are coming and they're like guys pile on you ready what these guys did come and let's what do you get in their posts and direct mail and stuff like that. So what do you do track them back to the source? I don't know I'm still still trying to Google at the moment, how something that takes out the mother load, like the Death Star or the nest or where they come from. Yeah. Okay, it's, a little impasse going, yeah. No, we've got ants in the kitchen at the moment. Why they love the kitchen, don't they? They're looking for the water. The solution is... Are they looking for the source of the Nile? Why are they looking for water? I feel sugar. No, my mother said to me they look for water. It's got to take a few of them to turn the taps on. That's right. Our solution is always being... They're all on each other's shoulders. Like a big ladder of like 9,000 of them. Push on three. We've got the post. Let's get the water. We're done. Every time we've had them, what's got rid of them is I wipe everything down with eucalyptus oil just on the dishcloth. Really? They hate it. Yeah. I reckon if you wipe the inside of your letterbox, it might deter them. Not just that. It's all nice and fresh from the man from Australia. And it's not like damaging... Very my nasal passages. Thank you. And it's not nasty chemicals. Like, it's all natural. I've found that works. I don't mind going for an ancient orange things. I just don't

want to put my hand in there. There's like thousands of these ants everywhere. Jackie,

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