MINI: Genius Of The Week
The Christian O’Connell Show
GOLD and iHeart Australia
4.7 • 823 Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Last out of the show every Friday on the Christian O'Connell show on gold. |
| 0:05.7 | Right now then, go into the weekends. |
| 0:08.2 | Clans, cathartically released of anything dumb or stupid that we all do in any given week. |
| 0:13.3 | Why you this week's Genius of the Week? Give us a call. Share it. |
| 0:17.3 | Genius. Smart. Einstein. |
| 0:19.4 | Genius of the week. I had my keys and a packet of chips in my hands. Genius of the week. |
| 0:21.6 | I had my keys and a packet of chips in my hands. |
| 0:24.0 | Got in my car. I put the keys between my legs and tried to start my car with the packet of chips. |
| 0:28.9 | I couldn't find my mobile phone, so what do I do? I ring it from the house phone and answer it thinking someone was calling me. |
| 0:34.5 | I was getting petrol in my car. I was wearing a hoodie with ties, And when I shut the petrol cap, the ties got stuck. And I was stuck to the car and so many can see me. I was whippersnipping the dog area and I must have missed of picking up the poo. And I've hit it with the whippersnipper and that thing has just gone everywhere. I was wearing it from head to tape. All right. give us a call then. 9414-1043. Jack, what have you done this week? I got a freshie overnight. I can nominate myself for at 3.30 in the morning, the smoke alarm started beeping maybe once a minute. So no fire in the house, but just that thing of like, I need attention. They never go during daylight hours. They wait until the dark. Right in the middle of that deep REM sleep. And going off once every minute is enough time to fall back. It's like mental torture. So I clambered around and got a chair, got up there and went to take out the battery. and I thought, I'll figure this out in the morning, but it's hardwired into the roof. And in my days of sleep, I just yanked it out. So broke the cables, and I thought, I'll figure it out tomorrow, went back to bed. Then it kept beeping, and it does have a battery as well as being hardwired. Because yeah, they have a backup, don't they, in case you have a short circuit. |
| 1:46.8 | So currently it's in the back shed beeping away, right now. I'll figure it out over the weekend. Do you know what that is? You're giving yourself a future problem there. I'm always doing that. I deal with this. Future Me would deal with this in about 72 hours, |
| 1:42.7 | but I'm not dealing it at half three in the morning. |
| 1:45.8 | For my genius of the week, something turned future me would deal with this in about 72 hours but I'm not dealing at half three in the morning |
| 2:01.5 | for my genius of the week something turned up this week do you remember Black Friday back last year yes right there's that frenzy isn't they you're actually missing out in something and my wife was like Chris you should go online just check there's nothing we need to get for the house or might in the next couple of months. So I'm scrolling and looking around. It's now the evening, okay, |
| 2:00.5 | and I've had a glass of wine. So anyway, I'm scrolling and looking around. |
| 2:18.5 | It's now the evening, okay, and I've had a glass of wine. |
| 2:21.2 | So I'm not in my sharpest capabilities. |
| 2:23.2 | I thought I saw a great deal for an electric toothbrush from my wife and I, right? |
| 2:28.0 | I think $35 for an electric toothbrush. |
| 2:30.8 | I'm getting that. |
| 2:31.7 | What turned up this week were the brushes for? |
| 2:34.1 | We don't... |
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