MINI: Signs You're An Adult

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7 • 823 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0	You know you're an adult when?
0:02.4	941-1043.
0:04.8	Chris, you know, you're an adult when you ask what time you're coming home from a function before you leave to go to it.
0:09.4	Sometimes you even have the discussion at the time of making the arrangement even weeks before.
0:14.7	So this is, this is, my poor wife, this is everything before anything's arranged.
0:19.4	I'm like, I think it's rude to leave up to two hours.
0:23.2	When's it rude?
0:24.5	It's always that.
0:25.0	What's the early time?
0:27.0	Can't we just go and see?
0:29.0	Maybe you're surprised yourself, Chris.
0:30.5	I'll have a nicer time than you think.
0:32.3	No way.
0:32.9	Always, the best thing to see on your calendar for a weekend is nothing in the diary.
0:39.3	Joy, the joy of nothing. We sound so sad, don't we?
0:41.3	The joy of nothing.
0:43.3	I might write that book.
0:44.3	The joy of nothing.
0:45.3	In fact, the books are empty.
0:46.3	You could just say you're reading your book.
0:48.3	Just sit there, even.
0:49.3	Just enjoy nothing.
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